alittlebitofeverythingreally asked:

you are your friends shirt is literally my favorite thing ever! omw love it

THANKS SO MUCH. :)

dou-g:

When you accidentally touch the cashiers’ hand when you’re giving them money

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Someone at nofilter just said they saw me on tumblr. IM FAMOUS NOW GUYS.

peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

Seriously tho

enlargers:

"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"