it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary
List of things i’ve done today:
- sat around and watched tv
- sat around and watched youtube
- sat around and ate pizza
Not only did I eat a half of a medium pizza by myself today, I ate 6 peices of garlic cheesy bread with marinara sauce, and two mini ice cream cups.
I am the epitome of HEALTH.
- Me after four days of drinking: I never want to drink again.
- Me: *sips a whiskey and coke
STOP SETTING OFF FIREWORKS IT IS JULY 6TH
You can never stop celebrating freedom
freedom my ass i can’t get married or have an abortion i hope the nsa sees this
Apparently i’ve been bitten by the vlogging bug because I want to maybe shoot/edit/upload another? Should that happen? Would someone watch it?