cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

List of things i’ve done today:

  • sat around and watched tv
  • sat around and watched youtube
  • sat around and ate pizza

Not only did I eat a half of a medium pizza by myself today, I ate 6 peices of garlic cheesy bread with marinara sauce, and two mini ice cream cups.

I am the epitome of HEALTH.

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  • Me after four days of drinking: I never want to drink again.
  • Me: *sips a whiskey and coke

spookymormon:

she-beastly:

spookymormon:

STOP SETTING OFF FIREWORKS IT IS JULY 6TH 

You can never stop celebrating freedom 

freedom my ass i can’t get married or have an abortion i hope the nsa sees this

Apparently i’ve been bitten by the vlogging bug because I want to maybe shoot/edit/upload another? Should that happen? Would someone watch it? 

dominic-tyler:

Watch this awkward vlog where I talk about meeting Grace and Mamrie and forget to use background music! COOL.